There’s A Reason For All This Shit

It does seem as if zealots always have an argument as to why all of the shit in life happens.

Why do natural disasters, killing thousands upon thousands of people, happen? Well, it’s because we are sinful and deserve to be reprimanded! 

Why do famine and war continue to plague the world? Well, it’s because we are sinful and deserve to be reprimanded!

Why are we always sinful and deserve to be reprimanded? Well, it’s because that is what has been written in the holy sacrosanct scriptures!

So, why is it written like such? Well, it’s because The Almighty works in mysterious ways, and you will be punished for questioning too much!

Fucking Zealots’ Ritual