Just thought I’d do a brief check of the new year’s eve body count (and some peculiar ‘near misses’) on the internet, through several posts, to properly celebrate 2012.
Of course, proper orchestration shall also be recommended.
So, to start off, a Police officer was stabbed while managing traffic somewhere in a little shitty Indonesian backwater town. According to eye witnesses, the officer was stabbed on the neck by a motorcyclist that he had been trying to detain. Lovely.
Thousand of miles away, in a shitty block of the shitty Big Apple, a shootout at a suburban New York family pharmacy left a suspected robber and an off-duty federal agent dead in a confused shootout that took place as the robber fled.
The incident was reportedly started as Charlie's Pharmacy in Seaford, Long Island was held up by a man seeking prescription medication and cash one afternoon.
As the suspect fled he was confronted by three people - two off-duty law enforcement officers and a retired one. A shootout ensued and the suspect was killed by the retiree, who in turn was killed by the off-duty moron.
Didn’t I tell you it was shitty?
Well, guess if you do have to go down you better do it with your boots strapped on and guns blazing hot, eh?
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