Seen It All

Just when you thought you’ve seen it all, something shitty hits the fucking fan and splatters it ugly slime everywhere, twice-thrice as worse as you expected.

Shit happens? Yeah, sure does. And sometimes it comes in triplets…like when you tried to stab an asshole who backstabbed you and it turns out that the asshole has another vengeful dick eyeing a payback, and that dick gets to the asshole first. Leaving you out of breath from the chase and yet not a speck of the ugly asshole’s blood on your dagger.

Fucking useless asshole. Fucking useless dick.

I want my payback, you fucking dick!