Fun in The Elevator

You can never have too much fun in an elevator…

Red Moon

Total lunar eclipse is probably one of the very few natural phenomena that are exquisitely gratifying to the gifted mind. Sure, there’s nothing like a pitch black night to entertain the mood, but one lit with a blood red hue is just awesome. It’s so otherworldly, it simply sends a tingling all over the spine of the beholder.

At its most intense moments, the circumstances almost feel like seeing the night sky ripped to bleed and die. A surreal, magickal moment, that triggers the lust for something or someone to honor the moment in blood.

Sure, it’s all bullshit and tall tales. 

Until you bleed for the red moon.

Time To Kill

What do you do when you have more than enough time to kill? Some might actually try to do that stupid thing called holiday vacation. Others learn how to become couch potatoes. Still some others would actually try to get a side job.

Actual work during your actual day off. What a concept indeed. A concept made necessary by the fact that asshole employers never want to pay you more than what their greedy sense of comfort would allow.   

Someone should definitely go to work on those motherfuckers’ assess someday soon.

Now that’s a worthy gig to do on day offs.

Pool Sessions

Ah, those lovely teenager nights. Breaking into the school’s swimming fucking pool. Getting high on shits, fucking and all.

And then of course, the orgasmic finale: killing all the party bitches 

Fuckin’ Destiny

What was it that they say about 2012? End of the world was it? Or is it just the beginning? Or was it three days of power outage around the whole fucking world?

Why do pricks care so much about their destiny in the coming months? Isn’t it clear enough that the only destiny for everyone is death?

Fucking destiny my arse

Wonderful View - III

Look at me abs…and drool in envy.

‘GABOS’

Anyone who thinks Halloween is a bunch of crap should try celebrating one in Colombia. Particularly in this lovely year of 2012. That’s when a suitcase bomb is reported to have exploded near a town square where 5,000 children were celebrating Halloween. 

The blast killed two suspected culprits and injuring over 30 people, including two boys who had to be hospitalized in critical condition. The two dead bombers were suspected members of a drug-trafficking group, who hated the local Police so much they decided they should bomb one of its post, near where the bomb went off.

Lovely, lovely Halloween…Well. I guess ‘the game’ is not about sympathy. 

Never was and never is